stocking stuffers

as the proud owner of the 120-pack of crayons (with crayon-shaped sharpener), i'm not ashamed to confess my long-standing love affair with coloring. since starting at the preschool, the flames have been rekindled - in fact, i might just go out and buy a new barbie coloring book. that would, at least, give me something to do in buffalo. something aside from drinking. or to accompany the drinking... hmmm...

i used "pink flamingo" and "meadow green" to decorate my stocking. here's our list:

$100,000
camry door handle
new wardrobes
tailor for one year
"magical water car"
good health insurance
mac book pro
personal trainer

is that really so much to ask for?

christmas vaca: day one

it's a blue steel christmas, ma bitches. check out my sweet new hoodie, courtesy of brian.


plans for the day include crapping around, drinking some sam adams winter pack (a steal at costco - full case for $22.99), playing nintendo, walking belle, cleaning up the house, crapping around, and maybe watching zoolander for further inspiration in my modeling career.

better go back downstairs and stop ignoring my husband.